How Many Jobs Can One Man Have?
|
Position Company Type of Organization/Product |
Age | Duration | Explanation for Leaving |
|---|---|---|---|
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Marshall Name Withheld Golf Course |
15 |
3 days | "Bungled first tournament." |
|
Bus Boy Golden Dragon Restaurant |
16 |
6 months | "That mysterious better job" |
|
Delivery Boy Marshall Ford Car Dealership |
16 |
3 months | "School started." |
|
Waiter Spaghetti Co. Restaurant |
17 |
2 weeks | "Boss was an asshole." |
|
Delivery Boy Name Withheld Jeweler |
18 |
6 months | "Better Job" |
|
Salesman Self-Employed Curb Addresses (?) |
19 |
1 day | "This work is just too hard." |
|
Salesman Name Withheld Safes | 20 | 2 months | "Made 1 sale to local celebrity and then informed friends of the location of the safe." |
|
DJ Name Withheld College Radio | 21 | 1 month | "Never had the job. Simply told everyone he was a dj at a college he'd never even seen." |
|
Salesman Name Witheld Aluminum Siding |
21 |
2 months | "Fired. Boss was crazy." |
|
Salesman Sol Bergman Jeweler |
22 |
6 months | "Although I'm friends with the owners, they felt I was disrupting business." |
|
Salesman WNCX Radio Station |
22 |
3 months | "No Clients, liberally abused expense account." |
|
Salesman Name Withheld Home Alarm Systems |
22 |
2 months | "Time to move on." |
|
Salesman ACE Office Equiptment |
23 |
1 month | "The management was anti-semetic." |
|
Salesman Cellular One Cell Phones |
23 |
1 year! | "No Sales." |
|
Salesman Name Withheld Office Art |
24 |
1.5 months | "Selling on the side of the road is not a way to pursue a career." |
|
Gopher Empire Concert Club |
24 |
3 months | "Told everyone he owned the club; forced owner to pull gun from desk." |
|
DJ Executive Den Strip Club |
24 |
6 months | "That is not a place to work." |
|
DJ Crazy Horse Strip Club |
24 |
3 months | "Had to travel too far to see the bitches." |
|
DJ Tiffany's Strip Club |
25 |
6 months | "I don't like the atmosphere anymore." |
|
Salesman Reynolds Metals Aluminium |
25 |
4.2 months | "Fired for not producing and abusing expense account." |
|
Waiter Tony Roma's Restaurant |
25 |
3 days | "Caught stealing barbeque sauce." |
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Promoter Tony George Sports Bar |
26 |
2 months |
"Boss doesn't know how to run a business." Spoken about one of Cleveland's most successful businessmen. |
|
Salesman Name Withheld Urinal Mints and Associated Supplies |
26 |
1 month | "Couldn't take the humiliation." |
|
Salesman Name Withheld Hair Care Products |
26 |
4 weeks | "Never sold a thing; company decided Cleveland was poor market." |
|
Promoter Funky Finger Entertainment |
27 |
? | "Ficticious company." |
|
DJ Name Withheld Wedding/Party Service |
27 |
2 months | "Fled Cleveland for San Diego." |
