Issue 4 Contents

 

How Many Jobs Can One Man Have?

Position
Company
Type of Organization/Product
Age Duration Explanation for Leaving
Marshall
Name Withheld
Golf Course
15 3 days "Bungled first tournament."
Bus Boy
Golden Dragon
Restaurant
16 6 months "That mysterious better job"
Delivery Boy
Marshall Ford
Car Dealership
16 3 months "School started."
Waiter
Spaghetti Co.
Restaurant
17 2 weeks "Boss was an asshole."
Delivery Boy
Name Withheld
Jeweler
18 6 months "Better Job"
Salesman
Self-Employed
Curb Addresses (?)
19 1 day "This work is just too hard."
Salesman
Name Withheld
Safes
20 2 months "Made 1 sale to local celebrity and then informed friends of the location of the safe."
DJ
Name Withheld
College Radio
21 1 month "Never had the job. Simply told everyone he was a dj at a college he'd never even seen."
Salesman
Name Witheld
Aluminum Siding
21 2 months "Fired. Boss was crazy."
Salesman
Sol Bergman
Jeweler
22 6 months "Although I'm friends with the owners, they felt I was disrupting business."
Salesman
WNCX
Radio Station
22 3 months "No Clients, liberally abused expense account."
Salesman
Name Withheld
Home Alarm Systems
22 2 months "Time to move on."
Salesman
ACE
Office Equiptment
23 1 month "The management was anti-semetic."
Salesman
Cellular One
Cell Phones
23 1 year! "No Sales."
Salesman
Name Withheld
Office Art
24 1.5 months "Selling on the side of the road is not a way to pursue a career."
Gopher
Empire
Concert Club
24 3 months "Told everyone he owned the club; forced owner to pull gun from desk."
DJ
Executive Den
Strip Club
24 6 months "That is not a place to work."
DJ
Crazy Horse
Strip Club
24 3 months "Had to travel too far to see the bitches."
DJ
Tiffany's
Strip Club
25 6 months "I don't like the atmosphere anymore."
Salesman
Reynolds Metals
Aluminium
25 4.2 months "Fired for not producing and abusing expense account."
Waiter
Tony Roma's
Restaurant
25 3 days "Caught stealing barbeque sauce."
Promoter
Tony George
Sports Bar
26 2 months "Boss doesn't know how to run a business."
Spoken about one of Cleveland's most successful businessmen.
Salesman
Name Withheld
Urinal Mints and Associated Supplies
26 1 month "Couldn't take the humiliation."
Salesman
Name Withheld
Hair Care Products
26 4 weeks "Never sold a thing; company decided Cleveland was poor market."
Promoter
Funky Finger
Entertainment
27 ? "Ficticious company."
DJ
Name Withheld
Wedding/Party Service
27 2 months "Fled Cleveland for San Diego."