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Issue 10 Contents

Providence Payback:

 

WBCN River Rave, May 28, 2000

Top 10 Reasons the WBCN River Rave @ Foxboro Stadium Sucked

10) Nick Carter and his Titty parade
9) $20 dollar parking!
8) beer is not sold until noon
7) Security can't keep a few kids in their seats so we all suffer
6) The only rule the cops seemed to cars about was no smoking inside
5) Darkbuster had to play first instead of last!
4) Jumbotron caption writer had limited vocabulary
3) Drew Blesdoe showed his loosing mug
2) So many underage tits on the screen you forgot about the music
1) All the WAAF whining

Top 10 Reasons the WBCN River Rave @ Foxboro Stadium Rocked

10) They sold beer
9) Free tits on the jumbotron
8) Security inadequate.
7) Met Dickey just walking around the field
6) Darkbuster gave us free beer and didn't bitch when we stole more
5) First full day in the Teva's
4) Drew kept away when Everclear was on
3) Saw David from the Real World Seattle
2) Beer lines were tolerable
1) Darkbuster, Darkbuster, Darkbuster!!!!