Easy Job Questionaire

Well here it is, all you need to get your story printed in our zine. These questions are to get you going. Feel free to improvise, or answer things we haven't asked- like, Have you ever gotten to have sex on the job and get paid for it? (A noteworthy bonus) Understand? Go for the gusto, and send a photo so we can put you in the coveted "Slave of the Month" spot.

Just fill out in space provided or use paper, it's up to you. Mail all forms or confessions to out PO Box, listed below.

Have fun. Be young. Eat Prozac.

1. Name, Address, Age

2. Place of employment

3. Wage, hourly, weekly take home. Also the total you owe to credit card campanies and college loan people.

5. Tell us what your average day's duties include.

6. Tell us how much shit exactly you have to deal with, from managers, customers, john's, or whoever. Go into detail.

7. What is the best & worst part of your job? For example, do you get to steal stuff? What?

9. Give us some dirt on your company. Do they use MSG and not tell? Do you mark up stuff before it goes on sale? Are the drinks watered down? Make it jucy.

10. Give us some dirt o your manager. What is the worst thing they ever made you do? Have you caught them doing something they shouldn't have been doing?

11. Give us something to guarantee we'll print your story. Make it stand out. Confess.

USE EXTRA PAPER IF NEEDED!! MAIL TO Whatever 140 Medway, Box 157, Providence, RI 02906