Clip-n-Send

This month's "Get Involved" feature is a clip-n-send for the man currently screwing up our future, Newt Gingrich. All you need to do is clip out the letter below, staple a condom to it, and send it off in an envelope. Don't send used condoms, only the secretary sees them- but do make sure you staple one to the letter. Before you know it you're involved in politics.

Don't worry, we're not asking you to vote yet. (Feel free to cross out any statements you don't agree with, we're not pushy....Doodling is also fine.)

(STAPLE CONDOM HERE)

Newt Gingrich
House of Representatives
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 225-3121

Dear Newt:
This letter is to inform you that I perceive your ideas as a threat to my future.
You and your Republican "100 days" was a sham. We want you to focus on eliminating violence (by getting rid of guns) and creating jobs without destroying the environment.
Get busy. Stop the mud slinging and get to work. Now! Get going... but recycle this before you ditch it.

Sincerely,

Sign Your Name!